critical-perspective:

etherialism:

cornputer:

assindeto:

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

icyarguments:

satoshi01:

illogical-bullshit:

glitterysappho:

shout out to bi girls. as a lesbian, i can’t even THINK about marrying a man. you guys consider marrying men, not just men, STRAIGHT men. can’t relate. y'all are amazing.

not sure if bi positivity or male negativity

ah yes, the Dreaded Straight ™ man that bi women love

Since this person doesn’t know how positivity posts work, I’m gonna do it for them.

Shoutout to bi girls who like boys/married a man. I know you have to deal with a bunch of people saying you finally “picked a side” or people who claim you aren’t “LGBT enough”, you’re still bi. Your bf/husband is hella cute and so are you. 

And just like that, I’m straight! Thanks OP!

I’d rather break all the bones in my body than to ever consider dating a woman who think straight men are the plague. They didn’t choose to be straight, you know! Wow!

But what could anyone expect with someone unironically using a variation of sapphic in their URL lol

gayward-vagabond:

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”